Mom Quotes

For all the mothers out there, here are a few wonderful quotes:

"I suffer from M.A.D.D. - Mommy Attention Deficit Disorder." ~Raenita

"The phrase 'working mother' is redundant." ~Jane Sellman

"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint." ~Erma Bombeck

"I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on." ~Roseanne Barr

"Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard." ~ Author Unknown

"You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around - and why his parents will always wave back." ~William D. Tammelus

"Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life." ~ Author Unknown

"Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease." ~ Lisa Alther

"A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after." ~Peter De Vries

"The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new." ~Rajneesh

"Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body." ~ Elizabeth Stone

"If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylum would be filled with mothers." ~Edgar Watson Howe

"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?" ~Milton Berle

"I know how to do anything - I'm a Mom." ~Roseanne Barr

"The hand that rocks the cradle usually is attached to someone who isn't getting enough sleep." ~ John Fiebig

"I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids." ~Unknown

"Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going." ~ Phyllis Diller

"It is amazing how quickly the kids learn the operation of the DVD, yet are unable to understand the vacuum cleaner." ~Etienne Marchal

"Raising a kid is part joy and part guerilla warfare." ~Ed Asner

"By and large, mothers and housewives are the only workers who do not have regular time off. They are the great vacationless class." ~Anne Morrow Lindbergh