Nesting

I'm nesting. I MUST have order. My entire house needs a thorough decluttering and our bathroom has no "wrapper" (Popcorn's term for wallpaper). Our walls are naked and I have to decide on a paint color. That may seem like a small thing, but it's not. I've thought far too much about it and am no closer to a decision than when I started. We have two more weeks of school before final testing and only 4 and a half weeks until our little girl makes her debut. About 50 other things are swarming around in my head.

What I could really use is escape. If I could go on vacation to a really clean, no-clutter environment with natural beauty and no school I would be a happy woman. Actually, I would probably end up sitting in a rocker on the immaculate porch, sipping tea and thinking about all the things I was avoiding at home.

I wish I could just pop my head off for a while and put it on a neat and dusted shelf for about 12 hours. That's the answer! A removable head--the perfect gift for a woman entering her 9th month of pregnancy. I wonder if I can register for that?